Did you think I would just go unto that good night?

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I happened to ponder one of the imponderables in life today. Under the usual circumstances I have to experience some of the incredibly silly and inane words that spew from a person’s vocal chords for me to be jogged into recognition of utter and downright silliness. What jogged this? Oh just 2^nd degree burns upon my legs which I received at the beach. Sea gulls and dogs roaming the beach spied my pasty white legs frying like 2 chicken breast in the deep fryer at a Kentucky Fried chicken and were laughing in their way. A passing whale laughed so hard he dislodged an incredible amount of phlegm from his blow hole onto the beach. Adults and children kept picking it up believing it to be jelly fish. Damn I did not know snot in large amounts could be misconstrued for a sentient life form. It did show me how much every human being loves playing with snot though. I was particularly amused by a father that was showing his 4 year son the tentacles. I did not have the heart to tell him. (more…)

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So, you’re probably wondering what this is all about. Here’s the quick breakdown.

I’ve playing a free online game named Travian (www.travian.us) for a while now and am always amazed at the myriad of underage virgins occupying their time between algebra homework and masturbatory sessions. Don’t get me wrong, many of the people who play the game are normal individuals who only want to kill some time here and there at their leisure. Travian let’s you do that. It’s a slow-paced online resource management/war game that doesn’t require constant monitoring. However, as in every environment, certain individuals exist whose purpose seems to be to inflate their pathetic egos and disrupt everyone else’s enjoyment. These individuals believe that since they possess no real enjoyment from everyday life they will take it upon themselves to bully others in a fictitious environment where really, if you think about, their actions don’t really amount to a vial of dog semen.

Anyway, I have encountered such a person on the newly starter Server 4 of travian.us. This individual has so aptly named himself Viper2008 (a.k.a. Douchebag2008). His city is named, wait for it, 01. Time for Pain located at (-20|67). Here is the description this tool of a person has on his page.

I am not new at this game so do not mess with me.

If I am farming you it is because you are a farm.

Mesage to Farms:
Please message me if someone besides me is raiding you, unless they are in my alliance.

If you have units I will be back.

If you have resources I will be back.

I own my 14×14 expect to get farmed.

If I am farming you and you want me to stop it will cost you 1 hours of resources sent to me everyday. If you miss a day I will raid you.

I am going to turn over a new leaf and will take a new approach to this game. If you want me to stop raiding you please send me an IGM yourself do not have the “big guy” in your alliance IGM me for you. I will work with you to stop the attacks.

Do not touch Oasis -26/71 it is mine.

Forced Delete’s by Wazza and I = 11 and counting

They are dropping like flies around me…LOL

Wow, aren’t you intimidated yet? Yeah, I didn’t think so. So here’s my proposition: create an account on Server 4 of travian.us. The .us is important. Choose the NW section of the map (that’s where this idiot is located). Then simply build armies and attack him. The more of us, the better. We’ll just nickle and dime him until he’s nothing. That’s it. Make his game life (his only life) a living hell. You can also just send him nasty in-game messages constantly, whatever it takes to make him give it up. You can post the results and any of his replies here and we can all laugh at him and his abject virginity. Thanks for the participation in the attack (-20|67) campaign.

Keep checking back in the “Enema file” category.

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After a devastating loss to challenger Sen. Barack Obama on November 4th, Sen. John McCain finally opened up to reporters offering a sincere critique of running mate Gov. Sarah Palin. “Gov. Palin was a delight to be around,” declared the Arizona Senator. “That is, when she wasn’t running her mouth.” When asked what Sen. McCain would do your say if Gov. Palin was standing before him at that very moment, McCain simply closed his eyes and lifted his hands. “I’ve wanted to do this for months now. Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!” said the weary candidate. The Palin camp issued its own remarks saying, bla, bla, bla, bla.

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